Yep, Uggs. They're just soooooo ugly, right? They make my already stumpy legs look stumpier. They give me duck feet. Wearing Uggs means a case of the cankles. They look equally dumb over pants and under them. Shannen Doherty wears them with miniskirts when it's hot in LA. Stick each foot in a loaf of pound cake and you have a pretty good idea of what these boots do to the silhouette of your feet. All signs point to worst trend ever.
But hello, yours truly lives in New England where, snow or no snow, January and February usually* bring on the wicked winter weather. And maybe I'm just a super weenie, but my poor wittle toesies get amazingly cold. So cold that I practically want to die when I'm sockless and they touch each other under the covers at night. Brrr.
The best solution I have found yet for my near glacial feet is Uggs. They keep my feet roasty-toasty when it's pushing 0F outside and my floors suddenly turn into ice sheets. We even have wee matching kiddie Uggs for the P. since I want her feet to be nice and snug until springtime rolls around again. We call them her princess boots. Adorable, no?
So, my apologies, fashionistas! Sorry, legs! And vegans, too, though mine are secondhand and that's a game-changer in our household. Which you may think is gross, but I'm the one wearing them so mind your manners and hush up about it.
Now it's your turn - tell me about something you couldn't possibly care less about!
* Um, except for last year.